Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Things We Made Up On Our Trip To Keep Us From Going Insane

Overheard on Christian Radio: "In today's religious news, Man Injured by Holy Spirit." I changed the channel instantly, because really, do you need to know more than that? We laughed for approx. 8.24 minutes.

Idea for a bumper sticker: "Crosses don't kill people, the Jews do." Don't get mad at me for that, I'm just making a point.

There are these obnoxious signs in California that say "Speed Enforced by Aircraft". I thought a much more effective sign would say "Speed Enforced by Guilt". Agree? Disagree? Indifferent? Didn't even read this? Great.

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