10 - Deep Gorgonzola v Patterson Malapuddle
9 - Dreamstick v The Wake-up Caller
8 - Trembling Elephant Leg v Russian Peen Hammer
7 - Telly Savalas Sr. v Jacques Cousteau
6 - Walt Whitman v Oscar Wilde
5 - Lucky "Fist Pickles" Graciano v The Ultimate Teabagger
4 - Ducks v Old Bready
3 - Insano Hapsburg v Sprightly Goodnightly
2 - Bottle Blondes Inc. v Mister OK With History
1 - The Reneger v Whitey Pineconer
Monday, May 4, 2009
Congenital Rumours Overheard Whilst in Edinburgh
1- Danny Devito bought everyone on the set of Taxi studded collars.
2- Leprosy arose from eating fossils.
3- Generating fractals with an old Mac pc emits more chloroflourocarbons than a small forest fire.
4- Dentists are all Masons.
5- Fish and chips is a metaphor for the Crusades.
6- Elegance is a sign of hermaphroditism.
7- Jelly doughnuts cause knee cancer.
8- Deep Space Nine is produced by the Taliban.
9- Edgar Allen Poe was a gay time-traveler.
10- Leaf blowers signify willingness to engage in a brutal orgy.
2- Leprosy arose from eating fossils.
3- Generating fractals with an old Mac pc emits more chloroflourocarbons than a small forest fire.
4- Dentists are all Masons.
5- Fish and chips is a metaphor for the Crusades.
6- Elegance is a sign of hermaphroditism.
7- Jelly doughnuts cause knee cancer.
8- Deep Space Nine is produced by the Taliban.
9- Edgar Allen Poe was a gay time-traveler.
10- Leaf blowers signify willingness to engage in a brutal orgy.
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