1- Danny Devito bought everyone on the set of Taxi studded collars.
2- Leprosy arose from eating fossils.
3- Generating fractals with an old Mac pc emits more chloroflourocarbons than a small forest fire.
4- Dentists are all Masons.
5- Fish and chips is a metaphor for the Crusades.
6- Elegance is a sign of hermaphroditism.
7- Jelly doughnuts cause knee cancer.
8- Deep Space Nine is produced by the Taliban.
9- Edgar Allen Poe was a gay time-traveler.
10- Leaf blowers signify willingness to engage in a brutal orgy.
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